DAMNNN!
I just witnessed an interesting scenario while at the gas station. There was a woman (very attractive) at the coffee station (making her a cappuccino or mocha…whatever). This guy was hanging around the back of the cashier’s station as if he knew one of the cashiers and had nothing better to do than lean against her “Cashier’s Cubicle” and talk to her. I noticed this guy as I was at the ICEE machine making a large $1.00 ICEE (They are such a VALUE!! Almost as good as the large fountain drinks at McDonalds for $1.00!!! DEAL!!!) . Anyway, like I was saying I noticed this guy and thought to myself either he needs to get a life (because REALLY who hangs around at gas stations? Come on now!) or he was a bit THIRSTY….*Pause Right Here*
(For all of those who have never heard this Urban/Slang word used in this manner before click on the word THIRSTY for a proper definition.)
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Or he was a bit Thirsty and was trying to get with the cashier girl. The guy’s attention suddenly changed from the cashier girl to the cappuccino-making lady. He looked up her up and down as her back was turned to him while she added the appropriate syrups to her coffee.
Now mind you, at this point I am in line sneaking a few sips of the ICEE (since I hadn’t paid for it yet I wondered if that was considered stealing!) when this guy comes into the gas station looking and smelling good. I politely put on my cute~girl~face (HEY! I’m single!! And don’t call me THIRSTY either!! LOL!). Suddenly the guy stops behind me “Yeah, he’s probably digging me.” I think. LOL! I soon realize that it is not me who has his attention but the guy leaning against the “Cashier cubicle” with his gaze glued to the cappuccino-making lady. All I heard was,
"AYE MAN, KEEP LOOKING AT MY WIFE LIKE THAT AND YOU AINT GO HAVE NO EYES PLAYA!"WHOA!!!! **the record stops** as superglue eyes finds a way to break his stare and turns and states to the husband
“Huh?”
“I SAID THAT’S MY WIFE!”
“Oh her, I wasn’t looking at her.”
“ALRIGHT!”
Husband then proceeds to walk to the soda area and I walk out of the gas station sipping my ICEE (legally now!) saying to myself DAMNNNN!!!
WoW! The husband should have taken it as a compliment. I’m just sayin that the guy wasn’t been rude or obnoxious. He was just gazing a beauty.
ReplyDeleteI know right?! That is exactly what I was thinking as I drove away. Any time someone admires your mate that is a direct compliment to you!
ReplyDeleteI forgot to mention that either the wife LIKED her husband acting this way or she was so use to it that it did not phase her. Because while the whole incident was happening she did not even flinch a bit! I would have been so embarrassed if he was my husband!
ReplyDeleteOkay I still think this is hilarious!!! WOW!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah!! We talked about this on Facebook!
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