Why is my ass the topic of argument???....Really?

**Me standing in line in a crowded room**

A girl and her male companion come behind me in line

Girl yells as loudly as possible "I KNOW YOU NOT LOOKING AT THIS B!TCH ASS IN FRONT OF ME!!" **Everyone in room looks in her direction**

Guy: **speaking softly** "Man! Chill out! You know what it is!"

Loud Girl: "YEAH YOU RIGHT! I KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT DON'T BE AT MY HOUSE TRYNA ACT LIKE IT'S ONE WAY AND WHEN WE GET OUT IN PUBLIC IT'S SOMETHING ELSE!!!

Me: **Thinking** "I hope it's not my ass he is looking at! It's a million girls in this room. Why mines?"

Guy: "Calm down!"

Loud Girl: "DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! HEY, I LIKE GUYS AND GIRLS SO I'LL LOOK TOO, BUT YOU ARE SOOOO DISRESPECTFUL!"

Guy: **positions himself behind woman to give her a hug from the back as a show of his affection for her**

Loud Girl: "NAH, NAH NICCA." **She feels something** "WHAT!....AND YOU HARD FROM LOOKING AT HER!!! **pushes guy off** "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYNA HUG ME AND YOU HARD FROM LOOKING AT THIS OTHER CHICK?? NAH, NAH, YOU GOT ME MESSED UP!"

Me: **thinking** "Is this really happening? This type of stuff happens to ONLY me!"

Loud Girl: "YOU KNOW WHAT NICCA! YOU AINT NEVER GAVE ME NOTHING BUT A HEADACHE!! HERE, TAKE THIS DOLLAR AND CATCH THE BUS HOME! MUTHA F#CKA!" **Hands guy a dollar**

Guy: **Takes dollar and leaves**

Me: **laughing to myself at how "ghetto" the whole scenario is.

Loud Girl: **mumbling to self** "I hate disrespectful mutha f#ckas!" "He gone come with me and be looking at another b!tch!

Me: **I finally reach the counter to take care of my business tripping about the fiasco i just witnessed!** WOW